部落格賺錢術

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India ..Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . ..

 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

I've never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport . A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom..... Jap: Look ..look .. Toyota !! ...very fast!!!...... made in Japan ! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia. ..

Driver: yah.... After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom. Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan ! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

Korean Man said, 'I build 2nd bridge need 300K; 100K for material, 100K for handwork, 100K for profit.'

~飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐....

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